So my sister was freaking out over her Biology midterm. I know next to nothing on the subject even though I took the exact same class so I was useless to her. Mom, however is very smart when it comes to anything math or science-y. I was leaving it to them until I started listening in on the little study session they were having at the table. Kay couldn't remember if platyhelminthes reproduced asexually or sexually. (Its asexually) To help Kay remember my mom suggested a fantastic why to NEVER forget it.
"Alright, just think. Next time someone really makes you mad you can just say, 'Why don't you go make like a platyhelminthes and f*ck yourself.'"
I laughed until I cried. And so that is Quote of the Day.