Mom, Dad and I were driving around town to find a donut shop. As we were on the way we passed several shops and stores that had recently opened that we hadn't known about. Turning around a corner mom looked out the window and cried, "I FOUND THE LIQUOR STORE!"
Now the thing you have to understand is, I live in Utah. Most other places in the country you can find a liquor store on every other block. In Utah, you are lucky if you can find one or two in the entire county. The thing that makes this even funnier is that none of us drink. O.o
And so that is my Quote of the Day