1. My dog would likely eat a cat.
2. My sister is allergic to cat hair.
3. And my mom hates them.
None of these things seemed to be a problem until we hit #3 in which Lewis seemed to be appalled that my mom would hate cats. He jokingly said that they couldn't be friends anymore. I told my mom this story and she laughed and yet again, came up with a Haiku on the spot:
Friends no more
Found out you like cats
I still can not figure out how she can come up with these things without really thinking about it. And so that is my Quote of the Day.