Poetry and Cats

So, my family has been trying to convince my dad to let us get another dog. Right now we only have one because my other dog died in April. We have the one we want picked out and everything and she is only a few weeks old. I was telling this story to my friend Lewis who said that we should get a cat instead. There are a few problems with this.

1. My dog would likely eat a cat. 

2. My sister is allergic to cat hair.

3. And my mom hates them. 

None of these things seemed to be a problem until we hit #3 in which Lewis seemed to be appalled that my mom would hate cats. He jokingly said that they couldn't be friends anymore. I told my mom this story and she laughed and yet again, came up with a Haiku on the spot:

Friends no more

Found out you like cats

Litter box

I still can not figure out how she can come up with these things without really thinking about it. And so that is my Quote of the Day. 

Names

My Aunt Jill just got this beautiful new English Mastiff. He is only 15 months old and already weights more then I do. Even though my aunt lives in another state, my entire family so was excited for them to get this new dog and we can't wait to go see him. 

My aunt bought him and decided to keep his original name which is Tucker. I saw no problem with this until my mom found out that they kept the name. To which she exclaimed; "I can't believe Jill kept the name Tucker for the new dog! It rhythms with so many....fun....words."

Honestly, this thought hadn't even entered my head until she said this and now I have to agree with her. I don't care if Jill keeps the name, the biggest challenge now will be to not say anything in front of her two young daughters.

Airports

This post will be short, simple and to the point.

Mom flew out to Colorado this morning for a work trip. After she arrived at the Denver airport she texted me and wrote, "Note to self: Airport security does not like it with you have your cell phone in your bra."

Oh dear. I still do not have the entire story on this one but I had to share it.

Poetry

In truth this happened several years ago but this was one of moms 'shining' moments and she actually requested this be on my blog. I guess she is very proud of this quote. At the time I was learning about different types of poetry. I think I must have been in 6th or 7th grade. Haiku's are particularly easy because you just have to count syllables so I didn't mind doing them.

My mom and I ended up having a great time coming up with little Haiku's that follow the 3,5,3 rule. I had been told that lots of Haiku's have to do with nature. When I made this known my mom with out hesitation came up with this:

Nature sucks
Bird crap smells real bad
BB Gun

I'm not sure which is more impressive. The fact she did this on the first try with no syllable mistakes or the fact she pulled this from no where. Either way, I wrote down and found it recently because we couldn't remember what the first line of her old Haiku. It became a joke for a long time concerning mom's poetry. Not long later she wrote this one about her self but put it in my perspective:

My mom is a dork
How do you spell 'ignorant'
She is really blond

And so that is my Quote of the Day

Stupid People

I guess this post isn't like the other ones. This one isn't a quote where my mom didn't think about it first, or was ironic. Its just plain truth.

I was driving to school today in some pretty heavy traffic when I looked in my rear view mirror to see a cop pulling someone over. Well, right now all of Utah is under contruction.....as always. So when the lady he was pulling over finally makes it over to the far right lane, directly in front of me I might add, she tries to stop in lane itself because there isn't any shoulder. Just big barriers. I had to slam on my brakes and them make room for the cop to get ahead of me as well. So at this point I'm going about 20mph on the freeway and of course no one is going to let me over into the other lane. After much frustration the cop gets the lady to pull forward far enough up the road where there some new lanes have just been paved but not yet open to traffic. She quickly drives onto the unused lanes....and then goes right back into traffic again!

And I might mention that the cop ended up hitting one of those huge orange cones in the process of pulling this woman over. So at least that was a laugh.

After finally getting off the road and stopping I was able to go on my way. Once I got to school I had to call mom and tell her about the 'idiot story o the day'. She calmly replied, "Stupid people like that shouldn't be allowed to leave the house without a helmet." I don't know why this struck me as so funny but it did. :)

Thanking God

So, growing up in a mormon family I had to get use to all the weird activies I had to go to, or lack there of if we felt lazy. Just a quick background for this story. In our church you are in a Ward which is the people in your area you go to church with. In Utah it covers about two or three blocks because there are so many bloody mormons here. After that, you have a Stake which is all the Wards in the area. Here they usually cover a city or at least part of a city. Twice a year we are suppose to get together for "Stake Conference" and listen to all the district leaders speak and all that stuff. So during those times, you don't have to go to your normal church.

(Sorry for the long intro)

Anyway, so a few weeks back it was Stake Conference. Now, at my house Stake Conference has turned in the "Yah! No church today!!" kind of a day. Sleeping in and eating donuts for breakfast or something. So this past Stake Conference my entire family was pretty much just hanging around the kitchen eating with the TV on. Still in her pajama's my mother proudly exclaimed, "Thank God for Stake Conference."

I found this very ironic and it took me several moments to stop laughing. She was thanking God for the few sunday's out of the year that she doesn't have to go worship him....or whatever. Once I explained this to her she thought it was just as funny as I did.

And so that is my Quote of the Day

Star Trek

One of the classes are I am taking this semester is British Literature and it has quickly become my favorite class. I have very much enjoyed reading William Wordsworth. My favorite poem by him so far as been We Are Seven and if you haven't read it I strongly suggest you look it up.

Anyway, I was on my way to school with my mom when I was trying to explain the things I had been reading in this class. However I think she was only half listening because when I said "We Are Seven" she exclaims "Like in Star Trek?? Like the borg??"

After I got laughing I had to explain yet again what I was talking about. She felt very embarrassed and I won't let her live it down.

So that is my Quote of the Day